I’ve come to the realization that what turns me on most are not normal for most people. A guy who can tickle my fancy (and…other bits) can sometimes make my body do some pretty wild things. But since I don’t want to be alone with all my freaky turn-ons, I sought out readers and some of the darker corners of the internet to gather the world’s wildest kinks.
As it turns out, my bananas turn-ons are not even close to some of these.
1 Soapy wheels of a car
Call me crazy, but I get weirdly turned on by pictures of soapy wheels on a car. If it's late at night and one of those cleaning infomercials comes on where they clean the wheels of a truck, I may or may not have put my hand down my pants. It's creepy, but it's hot to me.
2 Bite my arms and elbows
My man will sometimes bite my arms and elbows for me from time to time. It feels so relaxing, and if he does it just right I’m like, gushing.
3 I look at myself in the mirror
It’s ME, to be honest. Is that too self-centered? Like I'm confident in my body and if I look at myself in the mirror for too long, I start to get that weird feeling in my lower belly. Sometimes it'll happen right when I get out of the shower, to be honest. I'm one hot chick and I didn't even know it until my panties were wet.
4 A quiet room
Watching other people work/think, more so in a quiet room or place. No idea why, but it just sends a shiver down my spine that sets me off.
5 Victoria’s little secret
"The Sims and lesbian porn. I have no idea why because I'm straight, but it turns me on so much."
6 Two words: Melted cheese
Two words: Melted cheese. Gross, right? But the way it looks is so slimy and weird that it genuinely gets me hot and bothered whenever I get fondu at a restaurant. If ever I order it, I make sure that my man or fuck buddy is somewhere nearby.
7 The paperwork
When he’s doing paperwork or calculating bills that have to be paid and filling out invoices, it just does something to me. I just want to push everything off the table and say, "take me now!"
8 Twisted Nipples
Although it may sound crazy and painful I love having my nipples twisted. Pleasure is nothing without pain, you know?
9 “You hungry?” Turn-ons
It turns me on when a man has good taste in food and likes to eat. Like I literally get wet when I hear “You hungry?” Whenever we go somewhere, I observe what he orders or what places he picks out to eat at.
I was on a date at a hibachi restaurant once and he told me to order whatever I want. I literally wanted torip his shirt off and fuck him right in the middle of the restaurant. I can’t stand a “I only eat at Olive Garden & Applebee’s” dude.
But like, daddy, you can have this for breakfast, lunch, dinner and supper, baby.
10 My own boobs are enough
"I am straight, but I have to say I get turned on by boobs, especially when I see my own."
11 Watching him pee
"My boyfriend lives in a tiny studio apartment with not much privacy," says Chloe, 27. "He's also not shy about letting me go about my morning routine while he goes about his — which means that occasionally I'm brushing my teeth in the sink next to him while he's taking his morning pee. I get really turned on watching him do this in the morning, so much so that we almost always have sex immediately after we're both finished with what we're doing."
12 Foregoing rain gear
"When he doesn't use an umbrella," says Erica, 28. "It's weirdly manly. Seeing him not care about getting all wet gets me all wet."
13 A co-worker!!
A co-worker walked by my chair once and very lightly touched the back of my neck. OH. MY. GOD. My mind literally went blank for a second.
14 Adam's apple
A co-worker was talking me through something techy, he'd pulled up a stool and was sat right next to me at my desk and as I turned to look at him I just saw his Adam's apple moving up and down and the only thing I could think was "lick it. Liiiiick iiiiiit." I spent the entire explanation just trying to ignore the voice in my head and not be too obvious in staring at his neck.
My brain sucks and when the issue came up again I had to go and find someone else to teach me.
Thinking about it now, the so-called laws of attraction aren't that straightforward, especially when it comes to what turns us on. And if you've ever been turned on by something random that your potential partner does or says, trust me — you're not alone. And you already got a proof for it in the section above. 😉😋