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Dust Off Your Walkman And Fire Up The Miata – Zima Is Coming Back … AGAIN

You can officially party like it's 1999 this summer!!


Thirsty for a little nostalgia? Here’s one for you…….

That jukebox isn’t going to play “The Power of Love” by Huey Lewis and the News on its own. Pick yourself up by your suspenders, toss on your tortoise glasses, slide into those bit loafers, and make your way down to the local watering hole because it’s all but official – Zima is coming back………AGAIN.

Yes, Zima. The alcoholic beverage your parents were taking down between games of badminton 🏸during the 1990s sultry afternoon, is now poised for a comeback if this news from MillerCoors means anything.

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MillerCoors teased the return of the glorious “malternative” beverage, saying, “If you’re one of the zillion fans who have missed Zima, the answer should be clear [as to why we’re bringing back fucking Zima].” The clear, carbonated alcoholic beverage was first unleashed on college freshmen, young uncles, and those who found Woodchuck a bit daunting in 1994, making the assholes behind Crystal Pepsi look like the chumps we always knew they were. Zima was discontinued in 2008 acoss America, but since nothing matters anymore, it’s coming back. Bring us the heads of those guys from Bartles & Jaymes.

Per Thrillist:


The company has dubbed the drink's return "Z2K," an homage to Y2K, when there was a fleeting overblown worldwide panic that global computer networks would crash when the date changed from 1999 to 2000. In other words, they're just letting everyone know Zima won't be around for long this time around, so you should stock up while you can.



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Need a refresher? Take a look at these Zima commercials 🤓

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Drive zafely, Miata owners. At up to 5.4% alcohol by volume, don’t be afraid to do “Zomething Different.” 🍻

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I'm old enough to have a taste now (≧∇≦)/ #zima #90s

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90s Kids, this one's for You. 

People drink up to your heart’s content. (But remember long as you're over the legal drinking age, just don’t blame me for it later😋😄)

Happy summer, everyone!

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Nidhi is the Babe writer who lives to read bitches and talk shit. Her savagery and humor might piss you off, but next thing you know, you're following her on Instagram and Twitter for more of her bullshit. The library is open, heaux.

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